Entries from January 2009

January 24, 2009

A new song for Manchester City

Let’s all laugh at citeh,
Let’s all laugh at citeh,
ka ka ka ka,
ka ka ka ka

January 20, 2009

Kaka Saves Football

That’s right: Kaka has spoken.
This is a transcript of a mobile phone conversation between the aforementioned Brasillian and his father, Bosco Leite:
Papa, they say these heathens are offering £500,000 a week. That is plenty of money, no?
Yes, my son.
£500,000 a week is a lot of money, Papa.With this money, we can build many churches, no?
Yes, [...]

January 16, 2009

A bit of philosophy today

This is an example of a syllogism:

£100 million transfer fee for a football player (Major premise)
A salary of £500,000 per week for a human being (Minor premise)
The Apocalypse is upon us (Conclusion)

(OK, so it’s not really an example of a syllogism, but it’s kinda funny)

January 12, 2009

Benitez v Fergie

Get your hand off the back of my neck you crazy waiter!