Massive.
That’s right: Kaka has spoken.
This is a transcript of a mobile phone conversation between the aforementioned Brasillian and his father, Bosco Leite:
Papa, they say these heathens are offering £500,000 a week. That is plenty of money, no?
Yes, my son.
£500,000 a week is a lot of money, Papa.With this money, we can build many churches, no?
Yes, my son.
And we can save the children, no?
Yes, my son.
What shall we do, Papa?
It is in God’s hands, my son. Let us pray to Him for guidance.
Pause.
Papa, God has spoken to me and He says to me to tell them, how you say in English, to “Fuck off”.
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